Just Got Back From The ER...

Well, my life's officially like a soap opera... only funnier :).

So I was reading my microwaved French bread-pizza when my mom comes and takes my emptied plate away to the sink. Then she balances it on her head whilst singing "See me stand so straight and tall, I won't let my basket fall, etc." Towards the end of the song, though, the plate falls and out of the pure irony of the whole thing, I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, inhaling the pizza in my mouth and gasping for air. Then I notice dark liquid on the floor and realize that my mom has cut herself. The first thing she says is to get all the pets into her room and get her a towel.

So when the plate fell, it shattered against our tile floor... and a piece of it went a good inch into her foot, thankfully not hitting any arteries. It was my rightful duty to clean up all the blood and shards of plate and all that good stuff while she try and stop the bleeding. But there's a problem, whenever she tries to walk, blood erupts and goes all over our lovely carpet. Great. So then she calls my dad and he comes with bandaids and helps clean up her wound. We then proceed to take her to the emergency room. Only my mom and I could walk into a hospital laughing our asses off at the most ridiculous things...

So then I went to Best Buy with my dad and bought nothing, but stayed until 9:15. Then we went back to the hospital, watched Monday Night Football (I was rooting for Dallas... :( They were the underdog!), and waited until 10:45 for mother to be released. She ended up getting 2 stitches and some pills. THEN we went to the Silver Diner and ate with all the gays :). It was fun, actually. And I was hyper as anything and so was mom, so I ended up making her feel better :D. When I downed my whole Coke, my mom pointed out that I was going to start chattering my teeth, all cold and all. And so we both started doing it and, at the same time, said "fiva beans". Which, as you should know, is the most infamous Hannibal Lector line from Silence of the Lambs. So that made us laugh into hysteria. So the night ended up rather well...


I love that I blog only when something big happens :). Oh! And I get to miss 1st period tomorrow and can therefore sleep in an hour or so!

And also, I went to the dentist this morning and now my teeth are all sparkly and white :D. But my wisdom teeth are coming in... I'll most likely get them taken out next year for my mouth is too small... I bet you Horse Face (a la Julia Roberts)'s mouth is big enough for her wisdom teeth... I don't like her >:(. But the person who was cleaning my teeth was uncann-ily similar to Michelle from America's Next Top Model. Ugh, but she asked me if I liked any boys. I just rolled my eyes and mentioned all the guys that I DONT' like. Like Dr. McDreamy... which put us on a Grey's Anatomy tangent. She was cool... But sooo gay. But.. maybe not? I don't know :(.

Shit, I've written enough. Oh well.

Happy Birthday Elkiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee :D.